Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009

rowan salter

he is awesome but at most times a crazy fella

rowan salter means crazy

by ur nan is my grandad January 4, 2018

Spalten

Verb, to fuck someone or something in a very rough way

Person A wird heute noch gespalten

by Callela2015 June 5, 2015

salted

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!

by feedyourcat January 27, 2006

Nuke with Salted Earth

The act of blocking and deleting a person from social media, phone and everything else given with an explanation of why a relationship will never work; forever destroying the possibility of ever meeting again. Much more polite and complete than ghosting. A relationship nuked is utterly destroyed and forever gone.

I found out she does meth so I had to nuke with Salted Earth our relationship.

by Liberation Theology August 21, 2019

Salted Dildo

A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.

"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"

by RustierNU March 11, 2017

salted fish

A term, originally from Chinese, used to refer to someone feeling tired and sluggish

After working long hours, I feel like a salted fish

by anon502 July 7, 2018