Definitions by RustierNU

Salted Dildo 

A person of ill repute. In certain cases, permanently attached to an individual as a nickname.

"That guy is a total salted dildo, he has a lint roller in his glovebox."
"Did you see Salted Dildo in his garage, with the door open, lifting weights and listening to Bush?"

Salted Dildo by RustierNU March 11, 2017