Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 9, 2004

Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

by EL January 19, 2005

Surprise

a fart with a lump or sauce following it out

Shit man I got to change my underware I farted and got a surprise.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

surprise

When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room

I just puked everywhere surprise!

by besse92 June 5, 2011

surprise

it means tell me now.

it’s a surprise, so tell me.

by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021

Surprise

Sister city located N/W of Phoenix about 20 miles. Still a boom town because of the cool shopping and upcoming state of the art movie theaters and malls. Lots of decent looking and affordable homes, but screwed up traffic.

Frank: Bill, Im moving from El Mirage to Surprise, Im sick of all the Graffiti, and gangs

Bill: Its about time ma Honkey

by Kevin Beasley December 3, 2007

Surprise

Definitions:
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.

2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.

Examples:
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.

2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!

Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.

Mother: What would that be-

Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*

by Sythes November 2, 2008