EL's definitions

Surprise

euphemism for the act of rape, i.e. surprise sex; intercourse you weren't expecting to have

The diamond store billboard read, "Surprise her. She'll love it." I'm actually fairly certain she won't.

by EL January 19, 2005

Peen

A word to descride an extremly immature person, generally younger than yourself.
A person acting like a peen is said to have peenish behaviour.

Oh my god, look at that peen!!! No theres like 30 of them!!

by El January 2, 2004

zeb

see; JB

JB, stop calling yourself Zeb you numpty

by El February 11, 2004

Excited

to be horney

a guy when he sees a girl naked

by el February 17, 2004

dres

this really funny and wacky kid that that says "psht" a lot and refers to cupcakes as "small cakes" or "foil cakes" also turns red when embarassed. also goes by the name andrew b. j.

me:yo what up dres?
dres: psshht!
me: no psht to YOU!

by el July 2, 2004

ricarius

A Spanish word that is used for some one who sucks at everything. Can't get anything right. Or in English a sucka

Este ricarius no es bueno a chinga.

This sucka aint good at fucking.

by EL June 19, 2005

cyberchondriac

Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have

Similiar to a hyperchondriac

'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'

by el January 7, 2005