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Sploot

Noun: The splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or poop.

Verb: the act of causing splashback from a poop or pee, either on yourself OR someone else.
OMG, dude, you just got sploot on your shoe.
by Mond and Morley January 7, 2008
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The Man Milk that comes from your baby maker
John: I just splooted inside my cousin!
Raymond: We're no longer friends
by I like racism June 19, 2017
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A ho, or trick-like female. Actually desribing a civilian, not prostitutes.
Yu f_cking sploot! Yu did my brother!

She such a sploot, she been 'round the block and back!
by piiglett. February 17, 2009
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As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."
DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!
by Blazaga June 23, 2006
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Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!
by Steviedee January 30, 2004
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The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table
Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot
by Random_pasta November 5, 2020
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the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.
I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.
by Swimming with fetus April 12, 2006
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