Sploot

Noun: The splash damage coming back and hitting you from a pee or poop.

Verb: the act of causing splashback from a poop or pee, either on yourself OR someone else.

OMG, dude, you just got sploot on your shoe.

by Mond and Morley December 18, 2007

Sploot

The Man Milk that comes from your baby maker

John: I just splooted inside my cousin!
Raymond: We're no longer friends

by I like racism June 19, 2017

Sploot

A ho, or trick-like female. Actually desribing a civilian, not prostitutes.

Yu f_cking sploot! Yu did my brother!

She such a sploot, she been 'round the block and back!

by piiglett. February 18, 2009

sploot

As milk ages, and curdles, it releases gas. If in a tight container, such as a milk jug, pressure will build up until the top explodes outward, creating a "sploot."

DAMN DUDE. That shit just splooted outta nowhere!

by Blazaga June 24, 2006

sploot

To leave tread marks in one's underwear

Ah, jeez! Dean splooted in his drawers again!

by Steviedee January 30, 2004

Sploot

The thing you turn into when you think its a good idea to take a mouthful of your drink while at your friends house and they make you laugh- making you spit your salivated drink all over their kitchen floor and pool table

Parrott: *takes drink*
Chez: *says something funny*
Parrott: *spits drink everywhere*
Chez: oh my God, youre such a sploot

by Random_pasta November 05, 2020

sploot

the sudden burst of any bodily fluid at any given moment.

I was sitting on the bus when i felt a rush of liquid falling out of my rectem, this is when i realized i splooted all over myself.

by Swimming with fetus February 24, 2006