scum

I. (n.) A dirty or filthy substance or coating that carries an unpleasant odour.

II. (n./ adj.) Sub-species of human being; often recognized due to severe lack of intelligence, painful fashion-sense and extreme levels of sloth.

1/. Those lower life-forms that sport burberry and/or ridiculous amounts of Nike brand clothing. This family of scum is often referred to as chav.
2/. Anybody who uses the word 'nigga' or makes a grunt sounding similar, but not exclusive to: 'blud' or 'shank' is automatically referred to by any decent human being as scum.
3/. Anything that kisses its teeth more than once a day.
4/. The vast majority of creatures inhabiting George Green's.
5/. Anything with an I.Q. lower than 50 (or supports Tottenham F.C.)

1. Those chavs around here are the scum of the Earth!
2. Scum: "Izzit coz I'm a nigga? I'll shank you, blud!"
Civilized human: "No, it is because you are scum! Good day, sir"
3. "(kisses teeth) Bombaclat!" = Scum
4. "Did you see that scum-sucking, stinky, fuck-bag?"
"Yeah, 'round here we call them yobs!"

by Mattieu Beckett September 26, 2007

Scum

A layer of impurities that accumulates at the surface of a liquid (especially water or molten metal)

A derogotory phrase to describe someone.

Oh fuck man, I got scum all over my fucking shoes!

That Semuel Grieg is the biggest scum in Western Sydney!

by alschpq2rasdjifgqapwy September 13, 2010

scum

The lowest of the low, often used after an insult to make the target feel even lower. Examples of scum are neds and chavs. People hailing from woucster are also largely considered scum.

Shut the hell up, scum
god the people living in that house must be scum
god, Tom's scum

by John Lies Gardener October 11, 2007

scum

Anybody hailing from Hull.

1) Hull scum
2) You're from hull, scum
3) Worthless piece of scum

by Sunny Bhatti November 4, 2004

scum

1. n. Limescale buildup, or other unsavoury impurities
2. n. Supporters or playing staff of an opposition football team, generally of a local rival

Hey Ollie, take your motley band of scum back across the river where they belong, ya fuckin convicted scumbag

Fuck off Rovers Scum, I fuckin HATE ye

by Obsessed December 6, 2004

scum

A sub-species which is becoming all too common in the UK thanks to the dumbing down of the education system and the fact that the police spend their time either filling in paperwork or going after motorists. Examples of scum can be found everywhere, from the highest to the lowest parts of society. Politicians, big businessmen and the like are more corrupt and self-serving than ever. In the town where I live, psychiatrists have walked away from causing serious head injuries and from telling their patients they're possessed by ghosts. Meanwhile, it is dangerous to go out onto the streets after dark in many towns or cities. This is mainly due to brain-dead head-bangers who patrol the streets looking for prey, doing in gangs or or in pairs what they wouldn't have the guts to do on their own. Most people grow out of schoolboy-type behaviour, but there is a certain breed who seem unable to do so. They remain as yobs well into late middle-age and beyond. Indeed, I was minding my own business when someone started hooting their car-horn at me. When I gave them the finger, they stopped their car (at a crossroad, causing a hold-up). I was then threatened by some fat old git in dungarees. When I failed to be scared by his threat, he threatened me again but this time added an 'f-word', as though that made him sound scarier or more grown-up. I still failed to be scared, and he gave up and went on his way. People like this deserve only pity. And that's another thing. Scum of all ages seem to think swearing is both grown-up and the height of comedy. Their world-beaters are all over public toilet walls, galvanised-metal lamp posts and the like. They also shout things from cars as they drive by, big brave men that they are. Their girlfriends are usually brainless bimbos who think crime is glamorous and are turned on by thuggish behaviour.

New Labour are going to start coming down hard on scum. They're going to get women in black leather to come to parliament and give all the NL MPs a good spanking.

by Stormsworder October 25, 2006

Scum

Undesirable football fan following crap teams that play in yellow tops in Hertfordshire, UK.

Any so-called Watford fan.

by Gobungu September 13, 2005