1 definition by Mattieu Beckett
I. (n.) A dirty or filthy substance or coating that carries an unpleasant odour.
II. (n./ adj.) Sub-species of human being; often recognized due to severe lack of intelligence, painful fashion-sense and extreme levels of sloth.
1/. Those lower life-forms that sport burberry and/or ridiculous amounts of Nike brand clothing. This family of scum is often referred to as chav.
2/. Anybody who uses the word 'nigga' or makes a grunt sounding similar, but not exclusive to: 'blud' or 'shank' is automatically referred to by any decent human being as scum.
3/. Anything that kisses its teeth more than once a day.
4/. The vast majority of creatures inhabiting George Green's.
5/. Anything with an I.Q. lower than 50 (or supports Tottenham F.C.)
II. (n./ adj.) Sub-species of human being; often recognized due to severe lack of intelligence, painful fashion-sense and extreme levels of sloth.
1/. Those lower life-forms that sport burberry and/or ridiculous amounts of Nike brand clothing. This family of scum is often referred to as chav.
2/. Anybody who uses the word 'nigga' or makes a grunt sounding similar, but not exclusive to: 'blud' or 'shank' is automatically referred to by any decent human being as scum.
3/. Anything that kisses its teeth more than once a day.
4/. The vast majority of creatures inhabiting George Green's.
5/. Anything with an I.Q. lower than 50 (or supports Tottenham F.C.)
1. Those chavs around here are the scum of the Earth!
2. Scum: "Izzit coz I'm a nigga? I'll shank you, blud!"
Civilized human: "No, it is because you are scum! Good day, sir"
3. "(kisses teeth) Bombaclat!" = Scum
4. "Did you see that scum-sucking, stinky, fuck-bag?"
"Yeah, 'round here we call them yobs!"
2. Scum: "Izzit coz I'm a nigga? I'll shank you, blud!"
Civilized human: "No, it is because you are scum! Good day, sir"
3. "(kisses teeth) Bombaclat!" = Scum
4. "Did you see that scum-sucking, stinky, fuck-bag?"
"Yeah, 'round here we call them yobs!"
by Mattieu Beckett September 26, 2007