Schultz is a game that originated in salisbury maryland but is primarily practiced in the SMIB infested region of Waldorf/Charles County Maryland, mostly by people who do indeed fit the SMIB description.
The game consists of someone directing a false statement at another person, usually a amateur schultzer, who then - in their sloppy unthoughtout haste correct the statement, this is fallowed by the schultzer (person originally saying the false statement) yelling SCHULTZ...often fallowed by the word BITCH... with major emphasis on both schultz and bitch.
The act of schultzing can be further emphasized, for even more comical effect, by making an obvious facial expression consisting of raised eyebrows and a genuinely "stupid look" while directing the original false statement - if put into words the expression tends to say "you dumb bitch your about to get schultzed even though your looking at my blatant schultzing face"
*Schultz success rates tend to drop when presenting the schulting face in the midst of action
*Enen the most professional of schultzers fall victim from time to time, but to be at a truely world class level these occurances most be few and far between
The game consists of someone directing a false statement at another person, usually a amateur schultzer, who then - in their sloppy unthoughtout haste correct the statement, this is fallowed by the schultzer (person originally saying the false statement) yelling SCHULTZ...often fallowed by the word BITCH... with major emphasis on both schultz and bitch.
The act of schultzing can be further emphasized, for even more comical effect, by making an obvious facial expression consisting of raised eyebrows and a genuinely "stupid look" while directing the original false statement - if put into words the expression tends to say "you dumb bitch your about to get schultzed even though your looking at my blatant schultzing face"
*Schultz success rates tend to drop when presenting the schulting face in the midst of action
*Enen the most professional of schultzers fall victim from time to time, but to be at a truely world class level these occurances most be few and far between
Kevin: "Get off the phone with Laura" (obvious schultzing face present)
Nick: "Im talking to Jamie"
Kevin (and all who witnessed): "SCHULTZ BITCH"
-fallowed by a simultaneous pushing out of lawn chair to further accentuate the the severity of that particular schultz
Nick: "Im talking to Jamie"
Kevin (and all who witnessed): "SCHULTZ BITCH"
-fallowed by a simultaneous pushing out of lawn chair to further accentuate the the severity of that particular schultz
by Kevin McKay July 17, 2006
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person 1: You see that loser over there
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person 1: Totally, What a Schultz.
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person 1: Totally, What a Schultz.
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A game where one person makes an obviously false statement and another person corrects the statement. The original person then shouts "Schultz". A master "Schultzer" can not be "Schultzed"
by Purple Colored July 6, 2006
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"seems like your having a Schultz of a day"
by Gooch4914 August 20, 2021
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From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."
From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."
Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.
by Lulupop April 28, 2010
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The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
by Benfea October 16, 2006
Get the Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness mug.Two brothers (Dave and Mark Schultz) won the 1984 olympics, and forever will carry on as legands. Also, Kristy Schultz, (Wife of Mark Schultz) Wrestled on Team Foxcatcher, and wrestled in the Womans World Championchips, and placed 5th.
A movie currently being made, called Foxcatcher is being made in Hollywood, in honor of Mark and Dave. The tragic story on how Dave was murdered by John E. DuPont. (DuPont Industrys, and Heir to the DuPont Fortune) parts will be played by Channing Tatum, (As dave Schultz) and Steve Correll (John DuPont) the movie will premiere in 2013. As along with a Documentary, that Will air on the History channel, in 2013.
A movie currently being made, called Foxcatcher is being made in Hollywood, in honor of Mark and Dave. The tragic story on how Dave was murdered by John E. DuPont. (DuPont Industrys, and Heir to the DuPont Fortune) parts will be played by Channing Tatum, (As dave Schultz) and Steve Correll (John DuPont) the movie will premiere in 2013. As along with a Documentary, that Will air on the History channel, in 2013.
"have you seen that kid wrestle?"
-"yeah, but he doesn't even compare to the Schultz brothers"
"nobody does."
-"yeah, but he doesn't even compare to the Schultz brothers"
"nobody does."
by Katy Stone April 24, 2012
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