Rectallence

Achieving excellence from pain in the ass experiences.

That horrible breakup actually allowed me to achieve some rectallence in so many other areas of my life, it was totally worth it!

by bonobogirl1 August 9, 2009

rectaleyeliditis

inflammation of the cord that connects your eyelid to your rectum. Gives you a shity outlook on life.

He/she suffers from a severe case of rectaleyeliditis.

by dixie girl September 6, 2006

Rectalfy

Pronounced, rectal-fi. Meaning, to remedy a situation or problem by pulling the person(s) head out of their ass, thus seeing a clear picture of the remedy.

Hey Jim, I'm having a difficult time downloading the payroll information for our employes onto my computer!" "Oh hey boss, let me rectalfy the situation for you and plug your computer in!"

by CJ Slick October 28, 2013

Rectalfy

To attempt to correct a negative situation, or a fight by sticking a booted foot or some other equally large or cumbersome object up the offending persons anal cavity.

Me: You better calm the fuck down before I use this size 10 to rectalfy the situation!
Asshole: Rectalfy...? WTF is that..?
Me: You see this boot, lets just say you don't want to know where it's going to end up...

by Shaun C August 8, 2016

retallyate

To get back at someone you're steamed at by altering da amount, number, weight, or volume of something.

Da clerk at da hardware store put too few screws in da bag last time, so I retallyated by putting too MANY screws in da bag this time --- i.e., claiming dat there were fewer in da bag than there actually were.

by QuacksO June 19, 2021

Rectalysis

A thorough dissection of a given idea down to its etymology, history, and countless bullshit considered ancillary to said idea. Considered on par with dissertations in academia, rectalyses are provided by Masters and honors undergraduate students seeking admission to medical school and are proctored by... well, proctologists and other MDs.

Jeffrey: How was that exam? You don't look good.
Adam: Bruh, I don't feel good! I got the worst rectalysis of my lifetime. Poor bum's gonna be sore this week. :(

by EternalSoldier November 26, 2024

Rectallection

The inability to remember any relevant data, facts, information or “shit” that was previously discussed in conversation because of fatigue, age, dementia or ingestion of mind altering substances.

I have no rectallection of anything I said last night because I was so inebriated!

by Ofashea October 21, 2025