push up

What the governmental board of health thinks is a test of your physical ability. Most boys can't do more than 3 1/2 and girls don't even have to do them, what kind of sissy bullshit is that?

Fat Sammy the fourth grader passed out and went into a coma after one push-up. All the kids laughed at him. Then they did the rope climb.

push up by Poster Nutbag June 19, 2003

Push up

A bodyweight exercise in which the person must go into a plank position being supported primarily by their hands and other upper body muscles; in which they must lower themselves down until their chest is close to the ground and then lift themselves back up.

The soldiers were forced to do 50 push ups by the sadistic drill instructor.

Push up by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

push up

The act of raising one's self off the ground when lying down face first by sustaining an erection.

I fell out of bed when we were shaggin', but then I did a push up and she was so impressed we kept goin' all night.

push up by Tim June 27, 2003

PUSH UP

When someone whether it be male or female tries to make a move on on someone of the opposite or same sex for a date or sexual pleasure.

This young lady tried to push up on me despite knowing that I'm a married man.

PUSH UP by ABEL ABE April 22, 2021

push up

A term used to refer to the bras that have padded inserts to give the look that a chick has a larger cleavage than she really does.

"Her push up bra does wonders for that flat chested freak."

push up by Vicious Riot June 24, 2003

push up

Crap into an empty toilet paper roll. Plug one end with toilet paper. Stategically place crap-filled roll between toilet seat and front rim of the toilet bowl. When the next victim sits on the seat (pants around ankles) the loaded roll gets squeezed and the shit squirts out into the victims pants.

Man, I had to clean out my pants in the bathroom 'cause someone gave me a push up.

push up by Gene Picket April 22, 2006

push up

1. to push up (verb) to push upwards lifting or moving an object.

can also be used in clothing

The man pushed the box up the stairs.

The milf was wearing a push up bra highlighting her breasts

push up by pezz June 27, 2003