porkswordsmanship

use of a porksword

"My wife and I enjoy the occasional bit of porkswordsmanship"

by the wankshaft doctor April 17, 2003

portwooded

Banned from a group for a period of time for fundraising purposes.

Well, I got portwooded from the group again, but at least it's for a great cause!

by Attack Choppa October 7, 2017

brittany portwood

She is very stubborn and likes gossip, she could get whatever guy she wanted but not in a good way, she is a whore. Most everyone hates her and those who are her "friend" are only being used by her. She is rude to everybody and thinks very highly of herself. She is most comenly known as a slut and a whore. Brittany portwoods are usually "twofaced" and talk bad about other people. If you see a Brittany portwood run bc u might get infected.

Dog(aka) brittany portwood

by Jakobbbbbbb October 31, 2013

parrswood

A communal gathering place of all of manchesters scally population. On occasions a group of thugs will threaten to "split your wig" or may even through a half chewed strawberry cone in your direction and then run of down the road shouting ice cream coat at you in a shrill voice, followed by im gonna get my brother to spark you out.

"betta watch it laddy or im gonna split your wig"

"look hes wearing the ice cream coat"

Leonard in retaliation "what you got a badger down you ur pants?"

by Pirate April 2, 2004

porkwood

Somthing that is meaty but lacks moistness when coming out the micowave

Dawg that bacon tastes like porkwood

by Rashard wilson January 9, 2008

Kelsey portwood

Kelsey Portwood is a weird Texan who claims to be from KeNtUcKy. She’s a fat assed Chi Omega who is thinks she’s better than her sister. She’s that blonde bitch people tell you to watch out for.

Kelsey Portwood is a real bitch.
You are such a Kelsey Portwood.

by Rootintootinvladirmirputin February 20, 2022

Portswoleo

A portfolio/document containing all of your lifting accomplishments and credentials.

"Yo bro, whats your max?" "Just check my portswoleo, its got my lifting program too."

by TesticularTorsion December 7, 2015