Pirate's definitions

sesh

An abbriviation of the word session, may relate to drinking, smoking pot, excessive computer gaming or anything else that lasts a prolonged period of time.

Yo, u in for the sesh

yeh sure

by Pirate December 28, 2005

SICL

Dang you I R TeH PWNzOR NAMEd CrEEAaM you beat me to it! ARRR Couple months off too. :(

Sitting in Chair Laughing!!!

I say rofl so much! But I have never acutally rolled on the floor while laughing, because I am such a lazy @ss. I should say sicl because its so much easier! Besides my sunburn hurts when I went in the sun for mor than 2 minutes that one day.

by Pirate June 20, 2006

net-twerking

When a ratchet spends all day snap chatting twerk videos trying to get that dick
Also a term used by ratchets to describe extremely basic ass selfie videos of themeslves twerking alone in their bedroom or other places that aren't directly related to anything involving the need to be dancing or being turnt up

"Yo your sister been in her room all day net-twerking and blasting kesha"
"Ya that's all she does is net-twerk and eat ice cream and fight with our parents about how she's mature and should be treated like an adult"

Ratchet 1-' yo girl you seen my posts I been net-twerking all day trying to get turnt up'
Ratchet 2- 'ya I seen it you've got that net-twerk life down girl we should have a circle net-twerk session and get turnt up my moms not gonna be him till tomorrow'

by PIRATE February 8, 2015

The co-pilot

Whilst driving, the driver leans over and gives the passenger "road head" and then the passenger then steers the vehicle.

The other day my girl and I were driving across town and I asked her if I could get the co-pilot and I almost crashed when I came in her eye

by PIRATE July 19, 2016

sweet

1) Girls tell you your a sweet guy (or nice guy) when you've just been rejected.
2) Girls call someone sweet even though to any man of average intelligance the person they r calling sweet is not sweet nor smart and is in fact a total arse.
3) You're gay and have just been called sweet
4) Girls call dim/stupid people sweet for some reason, I only wish I was dense as two short planks.
5) If girls dont say it to the guy but to his mates the they quite obviously fancy him.
6) Only girls eva say this.

"awww he's so sweet" = jerk/dumbass

"awww how sweet"

"awww aint that sweet"

by Pirate August 12, 2004

roll deep

What Ben Midgly always did after some scalls sparked him in the eyepiece with a pool cue. He was neva gna b caught shallow again.

Ahmed - "look theres ben"
Gary - "yeh he's rolling deep"

by Pirate August 22, 2004

predox

1) Once lived a mystical lad in depths of a land called east didsbury. Due to the lads outlandish behaviour he was subject 2 regualr mocking from the likes of leaonard and shaun. One day the name predox originated and has stuck ever since.

Or

2) A brand of cleaning agent

Take your pick.

1) Hide the fukin forty predox, the po po are here

2) Get the predox luv, ive spilt wine on the floor.

by Pirate September 8, 2004