porkchop

a slang term for the male ejaculate used more commonly now that we have found out that there is the same amount of protein in an 8oz pork chop as there is in the average volume of male skeet.
-s, -ed, -ing

The pages were stuck together, so I asked my roommates, "who was bustin out porkchops to the new Maxim?"

by Iceman2480 August 7, 2007

PORKCHOPS

Large sideburns that go down the cheek

Elvis Presley had porkchops

by JAKE+LYNNE January 4, 2008

porkchop

The portion of a man's chest exposed by wearing either a deep V-neck or unbuttoning several of the top buttons.

Dude, way to rock the hairy porkchop. Now button up; you look like a date rapist.

by remyg November 3, 2011

porkchop

A shot of cum!

There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.

See honey, even Oprah thinks you should swallow, she said that there is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop. Now you can stay slim and still get the protein you need! That Oprah slimmed down alot so she must practice what she preaches.

by Loose Goose July 28, 2008

Porkchop

1). A derogatory terms toward the members of the portuuese race. Literally referencing the similair sounding of Portuguese as well as comparing the people to a slab of meat.

2). A piece of meat from the pig.

3). A woman who has sex with animals in exchange for currency. A flithy woman with no shame.

1). Tell that mothafucking porkchop that he's ugly.

2). That porkchop is eating porkchops.

3). Look at that slutty porkchop eating porkchops with that fat ass porkchop.

by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006

porkchop

Crisp and smoky, used to describe the tone of one's voice.

"M. Ward's voice is sooo porkchop, man."

by Paulina Revere November 14, 2011

porkchop

swallowing cum when giving a blow job (since cum has the same amount of protein as a pork chop)

Friend 1: "Are you hungry?"

Friend 2: "Naw, I got a porkchop from Billy earlier."

by sarafinn October 1, 2008