Skip to main content

Pondercation Point

The pondercation point is a punctuation mark that fills a critical need in written communication. In spoken word, inflection and tone are used to indicate inquisitive statements. In the written word, however, there is no official punctuation mark to delineate a statement intended as a question (e.g. "I wonder if beverages will be provided.")

With an increasing amount of communication being conducted in written word (e-mail, chat rooms, instant messaging) the need for greater clarity in punctuation drove research grammarians at the "Toughest Guys in the World" think tank in Provo, Utah, to develop a new punctuation symbol using existing punctuation available on a typical Western keyboard.

The pondercation point is represented by the combination of the ~ (tilde) and the ` (apostrophe), and is used at the end of inquisitive statements that require an answer from the recipient. Therefore instead of saying, "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole?" intent is better indicated with the pondercation point: "I wonder if you are lying to me, asshole~`"
The pondercation point in use:

* Perhaps that happened because you tried to retread my monkey~`
* I wonder if your problem is that their reaction is fueled by the blood of Christ~`
* I thought you were going to kiss my black ass~`
mugGet the Pondercation Point mug.

Ponerated

PONERIZED or Ponerated means that one can no longer make the distinction between healthy and pathological thought processes and logic. One who is "ponerated" is no longer able to draw a line between correct thinking and deviate thinking.
And it's my choice to remove ignorant, ponerated people from my Facebook friends when they argue with me.
by amidala64 June 13, 2010
mugGet the Ponerated mug.

pondulate

1. To Ponder and contemplate at the same time

2. To think so intensely about something that it becomes retrogressive and you can feel your IQ dropping.
This research paper's got me soo messed up right now. I'm pondulating suicide! (But not really...)

I pondulated about your mom last night.
by Kequan May 15, 2008
mugGet the pondulate mug.

pondexterous

Puzzled? Its a very uncommon word, No one uses it so there no point in a definition
Hunter is feeling a lil pondexterous?
by TEACHERS WEIRD WORDS May 2, 2022
mugGet the pondexterous mug.

ponderize

The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.
My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.
by deathbringer14 November 26, 2015
mugGet the ponderize mug.

Ponderbating

The act of deep-thinking, usually about the universe or life itself, that results in a great and climactic conclusion about the nature of our existence.

Can also be used lightly, to describe a mental fixation with something.
You know, I've been ponderbating all day, and I came to the conclusion that we are all of one great consciousness.

The intellectual environment of this Starbucks makes me want to ponderbate while i sip at my green tea latte.

I've been ponderbating about that vacation since May!
by ponderbating.tumblr December 30, 2011
mugGet the Ponderbating mug.

ponderance

adj/ state of being in which one ponders, as a result of confusion or otherwise befuddlement, for prolonged periods of time.
Those Brits laugh at our American ponderance about their magical kingdom of Middle Earth.
by Definitelynotshakespeare August 11, 2012
mugGet the ponderance mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email