Plank

To plank: to have a planned wank. Being planned will involve some sort of preparation eg tissues ready, computer, 'special sites' etc

John: What are you doing tonight Will?
Will: I'm going to have a crafty plank, parents are out...
John: You sly dog.

or

Man A: I'm so stressed at the moment!
Man B: Why dont you have a plank tonight?
Man A: What's that?
Man B: *whispers in ear*
Man A: What, even with cushions and the lot? What a great idea, thanks bud!

by aslyone August 29, 2010

Plank

A Prostituting Slutty Skank.

OMG did you see the way she is dressed, She is such a Plank

by x0xBrokenxInsidex0x September 12, 2009

Plank

To plank is to poop on something out of the ordinary.

I just planks that piece of wood and sent it down the stream for other to enjoy.

Jeff was such dick last night when I was here so I planked his grill that asshole.

by mrdavidc October 7, 2011

Plank

Awesome.
Exceptional.
Amazing.
In good taste.
Beneficial.

"Man, this record is plank."
"I saw a show last night, it was plank."

by avieth March 4, 2008

Plank

Probably describes someone named Josh.
Stupid

What an absolute plank

by MADLADS September 18, 2019

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 11, 2005

Plank

Someone who doesn’t show up, after confirming they’re going.

Joe said he would pull up later, but now he’s planking! What a plank!

by dabobcat June 10, 2019