plank

Posting up on a object while lying completely flat (like a plank of wood).

Dude, you won't plank that police car!

by Planking Professional July 9, 2011

plank

a longboard

Bro #1: dude check out my longboard

Bro #2: that plank is sick as hell

by OxfordOfficialDictionary September 20, 2010

Plank

To purposely lie face down with hands and feet together. Usually done in a weird location such as on stairs, vending machines, or cars. The point of this act is to photograph it and place it on FaceBook where it will be marveled at and or laughed at.

Planker: Yesterday I Planked Mr.Booker's desk when he was turned around.

Friend: What?? Did you get a pic and put it on FaceBook?

Planker: Bro, of course i did!!

by RobbieTheFeen October 7, 2011

plank

slang term for Xanax, Alprazolam, benzodiazepine class used to treat anxiety disorders

mr.a)Say fool you got any planks?

mr.b)yeah they hittin 3 for ten

by jcarman October 17, 2006

plank

Johnny 2x4's best buddy.

Johnny:Tell a funny joke!
Plank:...............
Johnny:HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one buddy!
Plank:...............

by KawaiiAnime November 27, 2003

plank

A slang term for a bed or place of slumber (typically used for only one night). Oftentimes, refers to a spare bed or couch that can be used to crash overnight, yet the definition allows for any sleeping place (ex. mat, floor, extra lawn chair, etc.).

Friend One: "Bro I'm coming back to Toronto for a night, can a mandem bless me a plank?"
Friend Two: "Ahh don't worry fam, I just got a spare bed"

by tits4toby August 19, 2017

plank

a stupid person or pice of wood

u stupid plank

i ahve a 2x4

by ZuPa pAn August 18, 2003