pisslo

A man who goes to the urinal right next to you when there are other ones available.

Man this pisslo came right up next to me when I was peeing, he was definitely gay!

by Noot Greenitch March 11, 2012

pisslow

League of Legends term to describe one's rank in a negative term. When someone uses this word, it is often because they are smurfing and are calling players in the same game bad. People who use this word are either performing extremely well in their game or playing bad and are taking their anger out on their team

Lmao kid you're stuck in pisslow

by Kyle v9 June 11, 2020

Ray pissed

The shortest version of Raymond Has Urinated, do not utter this around sensitive groups as they might mistake this phrase for 'rapist'

Marie: Where's Ray going? Did he spill his drink?
Robert: Naw, Ray Pissed..
Debra: Rapist?! Where?!!
Robert: No.. Raymond urinated in his pants. What do you see in him?

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns February 16, 2019

pissblanket

A plastic mattress protector; used to prevent a mattress from becoming wrecked if somebody has enuresis (if they piss the bed). They are often found on beds at group homes and similar facilities.

Robbins then thinks about the pissblankets on every bed in the joint, so he rips the pissblanket off of one of the beds, goes around and unscrews all of the light bulbs he can get to, pours the generous helping of light bulbs into the pissblanket (approx. 24 bulbs), gathers up the edges, and whirls the bulging pissblanket over his head -- striking the wall with it a number of times until he is absolutely, positively, 100% certain that all of the bulbs inside are busted. He then crams the pissblanket and its cargo of broken bulbs into a nearby wastepaperbasket.

by Telephony April 16, 2011

Loser Pissed

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you are no longer even pleasent to be around, to be so drunk that you are in all ways a complete loser, IE; breaking stuff, running around naked and peeing on things,as well as gratuitious screaming of loud completley nonsensical verbal diarrhea.
To be so loser pissed that friends spray you with glow stick fluid so that you can be watched all throughout the dark night to make sure you dont hurt yourself.

1: ok gang lets get loser pissed!
2:awww man is he/she loser pissed!

by hmmmmperhaps it is me October 23, 2005

who pissed in your coffee

When someone is in a particularly foul mood first thing in the morning. Many people will have a cup of coffee before anything else is taken care of. Therefore their coffee must have been pissed in to start their day off so badly.

Joe: "Hi Jack! Wonderful day isn't it?"
Jack: "Ah fuck yourself you fucking fuck!"
Joe: "Well who pissed in your coffee this morning asshole!"

by Jumpingrat March 29, 2007

Pissed Off

Annoyed, extremely annoyed.

I was very pissed off when my definition for Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass was rejected for the third time, despite the fact that there was nothing wrong with it. I read why it might not of been posted, and nothing was wrong with it!

by Ender Piggy April 13, 2017