Pissel

This is an ancient word dating back to... blimey, must be 1981! Anyway, enough reminiscing!
I believe the meaning to be the crossing of wee strains that go all over the toilet edge, or seat if you didn't put it up.
This was until recently limited to men, but I have discovered, much to the horror of you ladies out there, that Pissel does and can occur when you go too! Round the front of the toilet seat where it must deflect off the pan or something.

Mum: look at this mess!
Boy: what? I can't help it, it's just my pissel

Girl: you've pissed all over the seat again!
Bloke: No I haven't.
Girl: There's piss all over the front of the seat?!
Bloke: That's you you silly girl, it's your pissel

by scoobontheedge March 10, 2008

Cummel either/or Pissel

Swimming in a tunnel filled with bodily fluids

Examples include: Sea men, Urine

"You guys down to Cummel either/or Pissel in the sewer?"

by Big Thursdays January 17, 2022

Pissed them off

This is a phrase commonly used throughout the UK to indicate to a friend, colleague or even a total stranger that they have seriously annoyed a number of other people by word, action or attitude and that they can expect repercussions.

"Malcolm's just changed a whole load of databases that took months to set up, system support are fuming, he's really pissed them off!"

by AKACroatalin March 29, 2015

pissed out

So drunk that you piss yourself while passed out.

Mike pissed out on my couch last night. That dude owes me a new couch now.

by MomFatale May 22, 2012

Pissed as a Parrot

Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.

Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.

by GS71 April 4, 2015

Pissed on that ball

In baseball, when a batter hits the baseball with power. This type of hit normally results in a home run, however, it need not be a home run. It could be just a powerful hit!

At the Giants game Friday night, Cody Ross absolutely pissed on that ball.

by Madtownsuperstar October 24, 2011

who pissed in your cornflakes?

Idiom meaning "Why are you in a bad mood?", implying discontent with the other person's attitude. As it is a rhetorical question, no response is expected. Often used in situations where the person being asked is angry as the result of an underlying cause and therefore snaps at people who have nothing to do with this cause.

Jordan: "How was your day, Hector?"

Hector: "Go to Hell, moron!"

Jordan: "Who pissed in your cornflakes?"

by suburbandefiner May 22, 2014