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Pinecone

An absolute idiot, someone who has done something completely dumb and deserve to be called a pinecone. Can be sometime abbreviated to cone for more of a harsher meaning.
Jerry: drops bag of c hips all over carpet
Bob: JERRY YOU COMPLETE PINECONE(cone)! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
by Flowan February 27, 2017
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pinecone

noun: a hard, conical shaped poo that comes out thin side first, thickest side last. 99% of all pinecone's result in excessive pushing, a clenched jaw, and extreme discomfort. a pinecone is similar to a feet-first birth.
marc: "dude, i just shat a massive pinecone!"
chris: "thats disturbing.."
by the storm drains May 19, 2009
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pineconed

v. tr.
1. To have ownage over your opponents.
2. To have superiority over another.

v. intr.
1. To acknowledge your ownage.
Guy 1: OMGUGOTPINECONED!
Guy 2: Goddamn it! I hate it when I get pineconed!
by Nanami May 22, 2008
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Pinecone Turd

A turd that is extremely hard and painful to pass whether the turd be spicy or contains shards of glass.
After I slammed that pinecone turd my diarrhea hole bled for eight years.
by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007
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pinecone coffee

Gin & Coffee (Pioneering Gin: Coldstream)
Kent just made the meanest cup of pinecone coffee i have....ever had.
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pinecone pincher

Someone who is really tall, refering to the fact that they can reach a tree branch and pinch a pinecone. Someone who likes boys or other young male organisms. Someone who eats pinecones or burns them in a fire. A person who pierces their lip.
Joe is a pinecone pincher because he is tall and likes boys.
by Guyguygirlgamerz July 26, 2009
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Muddy Pinecone

To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.
Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.
by P-Cone June 2, 2020
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