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v. tr.
1. To have ownage over your opponents.
2. To have superiority over another.

v. intr.
1. To acknowledge your ownage.
Guy 1: OMGUGOTPINECONED!
Guy 2: Goddamn it! I hate it when I get pineconed!
pineconed by Nanami May 22, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
To cover an object with pinecones. Used mostly on windshields of cars. This is a type of prank.
Nate: "I totally just pineconed Andrew's car"
Tommy: "What does that mean?"
Nate: "I covered the windshield with pinecones."
When your mate hits you in the balls with a hard pinecone
Jimmy: Throws pinecone at friends nuts

Friend: WHAT THE HELL, THAT FUCKIN HURT, you just pineconed me
Pineconed by pinecone62 March 21, 2022

Square Root of a Pinecone 

The square root of a pinecone is an acorn. This is because pinecones are made from acorns. Around 3-4 of them make a pinecone. This is done by putting them into a crafting table; the result comes out with a pinecone. Just be aware that the bisectors are unstable in the reactors from the perpendicularity of the pineconium.
What is the square root of pinecone?
Uh can you clarify that question?
What is the square root of a pinecone?

Lil' Pinecone 

Rapper. Lover. Phenom. Hardest pinecone in the pine tree of rap.
Lil' Pinecone fucked my bitch.
Lil' Pinecone by TheSavageGod July 5, 2017

passin a pinecone 

You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastard with nuts and sweetcorn!!!!
Joe: Wheres Nick?
Pete: Last time i seen him he was passin a pinecone in the bushes..
Joe: hope to fuck theres no squirrels around........

Pinecone shit 

A Pine Cone shit is a hurking turd that you know is going to shred your asshole when it comes out so you push real slow and get it half way out and you cannot see because your eyes are full of tears and you say screw it and just give one mighty push and it shoots out of your ass so fast your spinchter slams shut and pulses for about a minute. police are called because the neighbor heard a blood curdling scream from in your house.
Dude last night i took a pinecone shit and i had to stuff my underwear with toilet paper because i was bleeding so much.
Pinecone shit by Pistolero777 July 23, 2010
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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