pootarded

Somebody with shit for brains.

President Bush is pootarded.

by blikenfoutham August 14, 2009

protarded

Developed more then you should be for your age. Opposite of retarded.

I feel like I should be 16 instead of 14. I'm so protarded

by artnotwarplease March 20, 2009

Protard

A professional retard; the next level of retardation.

Two plus two equals fish? Are you some sort of protard?

by The Ultimate Wordsmith February 8, 2010

phitard

a fraternity brother who is especially obnoxious after consuming too much liquor, could also be used for someone who is acting is especially stupid due to over consumption of alcohol

Bro 1: Dude! I'm not sure if I was blacked out or if I hooked up with three chicks last nite.
Bro 2: No Bro! You were such a phitard you puked on three chicks and passed out by yourself.

by wazzudreams July 19, 2010

Pootard

Someone who can not study with other people because they will lose concentration

Andrew couldn't study with the group today beause he is a pootard.

by kathnobath July 12, 2009

Pootard

Whenever someone defacates in someone else's backyard, than rubs their face in it and goes into that persons house and kisses the mans wife.

My wife got raped by that damned pootard!!!

by twitch___ March 10, 2005

Photart

(n.) skanky little thirteen year old girls (formerly of MySpace fame) who take "sexxy" pictures of themselves with their junky cell phone cameras. (Pictures most often taken reflected in a bathroom mirror.)

Person 1
When did that MySpace Photart migrate to FaceBook?

Person 2
I truly don't know, but I think she believes that if she posts enough skanky pictures of herself on her page, Hugh Hefner might give her a call!

by GetTheeBackToMySpace!!! August 7, 2010