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(n.) skanky little thirteen year old girls (formerly of MySpace fame) who take "sexxy" pictures of themselves with their junky cell phone cameras. (Pictures most often taken reflected in a bathroom mirror.)
Person 1
When did that MySpace Photart migrate to FaceBook?

Person 2
I truly don't know, but I think she believes that if she posts enough skanky pictures of herself on her page, Hugh Hefner might give her a call!
The combination of a potato and mentally challenged individual.
that dude is such a potarto!
Potarto by Microdaddy September 6, 2017
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Adjective.

1.) A personality trait belonging to those who look stupid in any and all photographs ever taken of them.

Does not apply to people who look stupid outside of photographs.

2.) Can be used singularly, as in referencing one photo.
1.) "You'll have to excuse my obnoxious friend... just give him the camera and make him take the picture. He's completely photarded anyway."

2.) "Don't tag that, I look completely photarded in that picture."
photarded by u5terk March 2, 2009
Dumder than a potato
Colin LeMaire is potarted!
Potarted by Colin Marie September 13, 2018

PhotoArt-Sex 

Multiple photos (usually of hot female celebrities) combined with perverted porn and text, somewhat mosaic in style, invented by webmaster/photographer Evan Steel of PalaceofGlamour.com.
"Man, than Steel chick knows how to re-do a Paris Hilton pic in "PhotoArt-Sex" so that it REALLY gets a dick or clit ROCK HARD!"
PhotoArt-Sex by Clitlynn Stryker October 20, 2008

Potartoe 

a mysterious vegetable that is a cross between a tomato and a potato that grows in the human toe.
Oh dude, lets go to The Medic Droid's concert and threw potartoes that i grew in my toe at them!
Potartoe by NeverShoutAlex! December 20, 2008
A photard is that one person in the high school yearbook that didn't make it for photo day, and wound up with a photographic framing, lighting, or exposure situation that does not match the other several hundred photos in the book. Ironically enough, those students that are socially awkward, nerdy, and/or wear thick coke-bottle glasses often end up as photards.
"I can't believe i wound up being a photard AGAIN this year. Man i'm pissed off."
"Is it me, or is Brigette's picture sliiiighty photarded?"
Photard by Larry The Bus Driver November 4, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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