facebook philanthropist

someone who feels guilty about their affluent lifestyle and their being too busy to really do anything about the plight of the world, so they join all the groups on Facebook like "if 1 million people join this group, I will FedEx a sandwich to a kid in Africa" or "April 23rd, 3:58pm, international minute of silence in solidarity with all the people who couldnt talk for a minute because of fucked up situations". Dont get me wrong, I am all about working for change in the world and giving help to those who need it the most, but come on people, do you really think your Facebook group is going to make that much of a difference?!

Jack was too lazy to attend the food drive so instead he joined 10 more Facebook groups. What a Facebook Philanthropist.

by Joolin February 11, 2008

philanthropath

A wealthy person who supposedly makes a philanthropic donation, but does so knowing full well they are actually making an investment into yet another agenda of theirs.

Bill Gates' $10,000,000,000 "compassionate donations" to worldwide vaccines yielded a 20-to-1 financial return for him, making him one of the larges philanthropaths in the US.

by JulesV June 25, 2022

Philandra

A big breasted PC gamer that has no language filter.

A female voice that attracts male gamers.

Are you really trying to be a philandra to get more followers?

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Paaland

Rapunzel on steroids. A Viking who camps in the box to score shameless tap-ins.

It can only be used in the box, as he doesn't exist outside it

Paaland- Noun

by Al Nassr January 5, 2023

Philanderthal

Knuckle dragging philandering Neanderthal. Probably good with his hands.

That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.

by tttarafied January 19, 2022

Philana

A Philana is a very out-going and warm-hearted person. Also, Philana's are smart, beautiful, loving, and crazy. Philana's always get what they want, when they set there mind to something they always accomplish it. Philana's are usually in the medical field. They tend to have a weak spot for Irish men. Can sometimes be a bit of an air head sometimes.

" loves everyone even if there assholes......thats a Philana"

by pgallogly April 14, 2010

Palang

An Iranian slang for a bimbo.

A female person with excessive makeup and too many plastic surgeries.

"Palang"'s literal meaning is "leopard".
It's a degrading term. For a positive term, see "Duff".

-Hey dude, check out that Palang over there.
-Pashmam haji!

by Am!n August 15, 2018