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Philandra
a total badass that is VERY attractive to only ugly people. Mostly a funny person and yells the word DICK everywhere. Also Draws DICKS everywhere too, sometimes in sharpie marker. Also LOVES drawing shit like people and is a cat person.
ALSO BEATS ASS BECUASE THERE ARE LOTS OF CUNTS AND ASSHOLES ON THIS PLANET, SO A PHILANDRA WILL STICK THE MIDDLE FINGER UP AT ALL DA HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
ALSO BEATS ASS BECUASE THERE ARE LOTS OF CUNTS AND ASSHOLES ON THIS PLANET, SO A PHILANDRA WILL STICK THE MIDDLE FINGER UP AT ALL DA HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
people: WOW, SHE'S A TOTAL PHILANDRA
*people start laughing*
me: yea *puts middle finger 5 inches away from their face*
*people start laughing*
me: yea *puts middle finger 5 inches away from their face*
Philandra by SAVE BITCH September 21, 2018
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Philandra • Philandrew • philandropist • philandrist • Philandrium • philanderer • philander • Philanderthal • philara • palandra
Philandra
a bad ass chick that loves to express herself using air thrusts, and yelling dick, often expresses herself as gay and giving lap dances to anyone. draws dicks everywhere in sharpie. and ridicules a very alien-like person named african magic. often VERY FUCCIN FUNNY. :)
Philandra by SAVE BITCH September 21, 2018
Philanderthal
That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.
Philanderthal by tttarafied January 19, 2022
Philana
A Philana is a very out-going and warm-hearted person. Also, Philana's are smart, beautiful, loving, and crazy. Philana's always get what they want, when they set there mind to something they always accomplish it. Philana's are usually in the medical field. They tend to have a weak spot for Irish men. Can sometimes be a bit of an air head sometimes.
Philandropist
A person who donates charitably towards the physical enhancement or psychological healing of those they seek or receive sexual relations with.
Jacob is a philandropist because he pays for breast augmentation for women with whom he only has casual sex with.
Philandropist by jeremyrainman December 29, 2022
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.