a total badass that is VERY attractive to only ugly people. Mostly a funny person and yells the word DICK everywhere. Also Draws DICKS everywhere too, sometimes in sharpie marker. Also LOVES drawing shit like people and is a cat person.
ALSO BEATS ASS BECUASE THERE ARE LOTS OF CUNTS AND ASSHOLES ON THIS PLANET, SO A PHILANDRA WILL STICK THE MIDDLE FINGER UP AT ALL DA HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
ALSO BEATS ASS BECUASE THERE ARE LOTS OF CUNTS AND ASSHOLES ON THIS PLANET, SO A PHILANDRA WILL STICK THE MIDDLE FINGER UP AT ALL DA HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
people: WOW, SHE'S A TOTAL PHILANDRA
*people start laughing*
me: yea *puts middle finger 5 inches away from their face*
*people start laughing*
me: yea *puts middle finger 5 inches away from their face*
by SAVE BITCH September 21, 2018
a bad ass chick that loves to express herself using air thrusts, and yelling dick, often expresses herself as gay and giving lap dances to anyone. draws dicks everywhere in sharpie. and ridicules a very alien-like person named african magic. often VERY FUCCIN FUNNY. :)
by SAVE BITCH September 21, 2018