by anonymous January 17, 2021
Get the Philandra mug.a total badass that is VERY attractive to only ugly people. Mostly a funny person and yells the word DICK everywhere. Also Draws DICKS everywhere too, sometimes in sharpie marker. Also LOVES drawing shit like people and is a cat person.
ALSO BEATS ASS BECUASE THERE ARE LOTS OF CUNTS AND ASSHOLES ON THIS PLANET, SO A PHILANDRA WILL STICK THE MIDDLE FINGER UP AT ALL DA HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
ALSO BEATS ASS BECUASE THERE ARE LOTS OF CUNTS AND ASSHOLES ON THIS PLANET, SO A PHILANDRA WILL STICK THE MIDDLE FINGER UP AT ALL DA HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
people: WOW, SHE'S A TOTAL PHILANDRA
*people start laughing*
me: yea *puts middle finger 5 inches away from their face*
*people start laughing*
me: yea *puts middle finger 5 inches away from their face*
by SAVE BITCH September 21, 2018
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a bad ass chick that loves to express herself using air thrusts, and yelling dick, often expresses herself as gay and giving lap dances to anyone. draws dicks everywhere in sharpie. and ridicules a very alien-like person named african magic. often VERY FUCCIN FUNNY. :)
by SAVE BITCH September 21, 2018
Get the Philandra mug.That dude off TikTok, Darren, is such a philanderthal. While he was supposedly going through a divorce, he was dating multiple women all coming out of the ‘woodwork’ while actually trying to reconcile with his wife.
by tttarafied January 19, 2022
Get the Philanderthal mug.A Philana is a very out-going and warm-hearted person. Also, Philana's are smart, beautiful, loving, and crazy. Philana's always get what they want, when they set there mind to something they always accomplish it. Philana's are usually in the medical field. They tend to have a weak spot for Irish men. Can sometimes be a bit of an air head sometimes.
by pgallogly April 14, 2010
Get the Philana mug.A person who donates charitably towards the physical enhancement or psychological healing of those they seek or receive sexual relations with.
Jacob is a philandropist because he pays for breast augmentation for women with whom he only has casual sex with.
by jeremyrainman December 29, 2022
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