permafried

When you smoke so much weed that you permanently seem high when sober, permanent stoner eyes (closed ish eyes) and permanent stoned behaviour, people may ask you if you're stoned when you're sober if you're permafried

Charles: whats up with Greg's eyes?
Neil: oh he's permafried thats why, hes actually sober rn

by Glitxh February 9, 2023

Permafriend

The twilight zone of male female relationships. When a male is interested in a female for a long time and the female believes that the male is a "good friend." Closely associated with the phrase "Fuck My Life."

--Tell me Wilhelm, how is your courtship of young Rebecca?
--Oh Thadeus, I have become her "Permafriend".
--That is most suckage, most suckage indeed.

by Siamese Olsen Twin From Mars November 22, 2010

Permafried

To have taken so many drugs your brain is irreversably fried

John Saunders went way too hard for way too long but hasnt touched drugs in 10 years. Even after such a long period of sobriety he shows signs of serious brain damage and as such is permafried

by rocketdogz September 21, 2010

PermAfrodite

A non-black person who always goes to the hair salon to maintain an Afro-Perm.

My Aunt Flo is a total PermAfrodite.

by Carol Brady July 24, 2006

permafriends

friends that are both permafried together or friends that always get high together

"Fred, Amelia, Andy, and Michael are permafriends"
"yeah theyre always doing stupid shit together"

by permafriend July 19, 2015

permafrost

Frost that can never ever ever melt or else it wouldn't be PERMAfrost.

Silly environmentalists are concerned about permafrost melting, which goes to show just how rational environmentalists really are.

by rmk- June 26, 2008

Permafried

Getting baked too often to where you have the effects without smoking, makes you feel stupid and lost at times

Me and my bro smoked for 10 days stright we are permafried

by Ace-_-420 August 5, 2011