penister

noun

VARIATIONS
verb: penistry

To commit penistry makes you a penister.

"God, Mark's such a penister."

by Taz and Kaik May 25, 2005

Plaister

A person who regularly conceives 'Plaister's' has a certain characteristic which can formally be known as 'Mr smooth'. The general definition for a 'Plaister' is having sex with your girlfriend on a unit of work and/or any other peculiar place for intercourse. Whoever gets plaistered, becomes a plaistee.

Hey babe, are you up for a Plaister on the fridge tonight? Me and my girlfriend had a jolly good plaister last night! I plaistered her all over the kitchen!

by jDAWG Plaisting you July 9, 2011

penisterophily

rare genetic occurance where the male penis is more than 2 feet long.

he is lucky because he has a rare case of penisterohpily

by julio May 13, 2005

persisterhood

women who join forces to persist and insist against any form of oppression of women.

in persisterhood we will be tenacious against forms of oppression against us.

by xshuna March 7, 2017

bumping pelvises

Having sex

Me: Man, June and I have been bumping pelvises all night last night!

by whrionte January 15, 2015

Matt Pellisier

The piece of s**t drummer who left the amazing band My Chemical Romance to "pursue his life". Replaced by Bob Bryer in 2004.

Person: Who was the first drummer of MCR?
Gerard Way: A POS; Matt Pellisier, who left us!

by LynnMStockk November 21, 2010

PERISTEROPHOBIA

A word that means the fear of pigeons, if this words applies to you, that probably also shows where the word "chicken-shit" originated.

That dude has PERISTEROPHOBIA.
What a useless chicken-shit.

by Valher November 3, 2009