Definitions by whrionte

Hold the towel 

"Hold the towel" is a phrase you use when you hold a towel for your buddy while he fucks a hot chick, and hand it to him after he is done so he can towel off after washing up. And while he cleans up, you fuck the hot chick.

Jon: Man, that girl is so hot!
Steve: Yeah! Shall I hold the towel for you?

Hold the towel by whrionte May 5, 2015

Injizzorated 

A state of excitement in which one becomes aroused and unintentionally jizzes on themselves

Billy was injizzorated when he hit the winning home run for his baseball team.

Injizzorated by whrionte January 20, 2015

bumping pelvises 

Having sex

Me: Man, June and I have been bumping pelvises all night last night!

bumping pelvises by whrionte January 15, 2015