Parsnip 

Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.

Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.

(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)

Parsnip by GrimePlex January 2, 2009

Parsnip 

When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.

"Hey Darnell will you give me a parsnip"

Parsnip by ladamian May 24, 2006

parsnip 

coded term for cigarillo, be it CAO, swisher, or any other tasty tobacco treat

"Titties man, I could really go for a parsnip!"

parsnip by benz1n0 June 18, 2006

parsnip depot 

A place where parsnips are stored. Also a feature location in the glorious "Sound-O-Vision" cartoon for kids, "wordParsnips A-Plenty/word."

"This must be the parsnip depot!"

parsnip depot by Phoojoeniam August 14, 2003

parsnip jay

Another Term used for a joint of weed that is mixed with tobacco. Normally heard in the East Midlands area of the UK

-Ginger Joe smoked a fat parsnip jay with us last night
-anyone coming round mine for a parsnip jay tonight?

parsnip jay by Nip head October 31, 2017

Parsnip dick 

Parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy towards the bottom of the shaft and gets extremely smaller towards the top part and helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

Omg lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!

No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!

Parsnip dick by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022

Parsnip dick 

A parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy at the base of the penis and goes extremely thinner towards the helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 - 6 inches and struggle to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

And parsnip dicks will feel inferior to guys with big helmets.

Omg Lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!!!

No way?? He doesnt look like he’d be packing one of those!

Parsnip dick by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022