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Parsnip

Parsnip. A grime term for circumcision.
Geeza 1 : Yeah man, got ma foreskin snipped off innit
Geeze 2: Rags man! Dats a par!
Geeza 1: Yeah man, some fucking parsnip ting.

(par-snip, cos its a snip dats a par, get me)
by GrimePlex January 2, 2009
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Parsnip

When a male deficates on a womans face then waits until it is dry and continues by forcing the fecal matter into the womans mouth and procedes to face fuck her leaving an oatmeal pie like substance in her mouth.
"Hey Darnell will you give me a parsnip"
by ladamian May 24, 2006
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parsnip

coded term for cigarillo, be it CAO, swisher, or any other tasty tobacco treat
"Titties man, I could really go for a parsnip!"
by benz1n0 June 18, 2006
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parsnip depot

A place where parsnips are stored. Also a feature location in the glorious "Sound-O-Vision" cartoon for kids, "wordParsnips A-Plenty/word."
"This must be the parsnip depot!"
by Phoojoeniam August 14, 2003
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parsnip jay

Another Term used for a joint of weed that is mixed with tobacco. Normally heard in the East Midlands area of the UK
-Ginger Joe smoked a fat parsnip jay with us last night
-anyone coming round mine for a parsnip jay tonight?
by Nip head October 31, 2017
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Parsnip dick

Parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy towards the bottom of the shaft and gets extremely smaller towards the top part and helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.
Omg lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!

No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!
by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022
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Parsnip dick

A parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy at the base of the penis and goes extremely thinner towards the helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 - 6 inches and struggle to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

And parsnip dicks will feel inferior to guys with big helmets.
Omg Lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!!!

No way?? He doesnt look like he’d be packing one of those!
by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022
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