King of the Palestinians

A name Jesus never claimed for himself, because he was ethnically a Jew.

Behold the King of the Palestinians!

by Leela Lemon August 4, 2020

Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.

"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."

by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022

palestinian men

The most wholesome and loyal men of them all. The greatest of the great. These type of men deserve the best.

You can tell they are loyal because they are palestinian men

by Johndoe123457 November 22, 2019

palestinian high five

The act of hitting someone in the face with a boulder

Im going to give my ex a palestinian high five

by Iworshiptrianglesandbass September 7, 2023

Palestinian group hug

n. In FPS combat gaming, the act of arming and holding a grenade or other timed explosive device and running into an often bewildered group of enemy combatants at spawn or seeking cover.

ET Player A: bwhahaha! 1 grenade, 6 corpses!
ET Player B: loozer Palestinian group-hugger in depot yard spawn
ET Player A: pwn joo!

by Witness10mm July 29, 2005

Palestinian Hairdryer

The advanced intimate manoeuvre where one breaks wind into a balloon, inhales said flatulence then violently belches it at one’s partner.

Mate, I gave Shazza the ‘ol Palestinian Hairdryer last night. Made her slippery as a snail’s doorstep!

by Giraffenuts76 October 9, 2023

Palestinianed

A form of emotional manipulation akin to gaslighting, intended to gain and maintain control of the subject.

Girl 1: My boyfriend is going through a rough time and I’ve been trying to help him. I’m even paying rent while he sits at home and does absolutely nothing. After all this, yesterday he hit me, told me I’m not doing enough and that I’m a horrible person.

Girl 2: Girl, I think you’re being Palestinianed.

by Tll October 25, 2023