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The proper spelling of 'loser'. Rhymes with 'boozer'.
Same def as before. Someone who loozes.
What a loozer. Lost his babe cuz he's such a fuckup.
loozer by Ward Smith January 29, 2009
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A super loser, especially one that likes sucking his dragon's dick.
CJ is suck a Lozerd, look at him, just munching away at his dragons shaft.
Lozerd by Lvl2Wizard June 1, 2016
Related Words
loozer • Loozerus • Looper • Loomer • looker • looters • lolzer • looner • Loomered • Loofer
A looser is a loser who can't spell "loser".
Moron: "Hey man, you are teh looser!"
Guy: "It's spelled 'loser' you uneducated bastard."
looser by baconbits September 10, 2005

Screen Looker 

Screen looker is someone who spies on their opponents in a split screen multiplayer match. It is used to determine their location, amount of health, and carried weapons. It was an integral part of Goldeneye and Perfect Dark gameplay.
"Hahah. I won again! I can't believe I killed you with a Klobb. If you were a better screen looker, you would have seen me coming up from behind you."
Screen Looker by Dan a man January 9, 2009

Combat Looter 

Greedy person who cares nothing for his or her team-mates on the battlefield, only concern is to bag as many rank 60+ weps and shiney infernal/dragon armor.
see Lord Azram, one of Darkfall's most notorious Combat Looter's
Combat Looter by WoTpro August 18, 2010
As a looner, I enjoy watching girls play with balloons.
looner by Loonerboy July 20, 2003
This is a term used to label one who finds large, usually inflatable objects to be arousing. These objects can be balloons, large plushies or even your average decorative inflatable.
"dude, have you seen looner1234's new vid on onlyfans?"

"no, why?"

"it's so hot. he sat on a balloon and it popped right beneath his ass!"
Looner by bananamonke445 March 25, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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