Getting your revenge in first.
Do unto him before he can do unto you, if you like.
A guy looks at you nastily across a rugby scrum; next maul, you tear his ear off, before he does the same, or worse, to you. You have completed pretaliation. Anything he does after that is retaliation, which referees always come down on harder than on the original malefactor.
Do unto him before he can do unto you, if you like.
A guy looks at you nastily across a rugby scrum; next maul, you tear his ear off, before he does the same, or worse, to you. You have completed pretaliation. Anything he does after that is retaliation, which referees always come down on harder than on the original malefactor.
"Did you see Tonto get his pretaliation in on that mean-looking winger?"
"Yeah, he'll be counting his ribs for a month! What a kick! Bet Tonto keeps out of his way for the rest of the game, though!"
"Yeah, he'll be counting his ribs for a month! What a kick! Bet Tonto keeps out of his way for the rest of the game, though!"
by railtracksurvivor November 1, 2007
Get the pretaliation mug.Signing into an online meeting in order to appear in attendance and engaged, when in fact you are doing other things.
by jester66 March 5, 2013
Get the Pretendance mug.A Pretend Palfie, is a Palfie (Selfie with a pal, or pals) but taken of yourself with a non-real face!
i.e. An example could be a mobile photo of you and a famous face on a poster. (Instant Fan!).
Or get extra creative and daring! Take a photo of yourself together with an image (face) from the back of someones t-shirt! OR go into stores and take a photo with you and shop displays, mannequins etc...
Subjects can be sculptures, paintings in galleries, graphic images of faces, shop displays and products, mannequins; Other places to look can be bars, clubs, buses, subways, hospitals, at work, your favourite convention etc... ;)
A non-real face can be human or non human - No rules as long as you make it a 'pretend' Palfie.
Upload to Instagram and Twitter etc and share your adventures!
i.e. An example could be a mobile photo of you and a famous face on a poster. (Instant Fan!).
Or get extra creative and daring! Take a photo of yourself together with an image (face) from the back of someones t-shirt! OR go into stores and take a photo with you and shop displays, mannequins etc...
Subjects can be sculptures, paintings in galleries, graphic images of faces, shop displays and products, mannequins; Other places to look can be bars, clubs, buses, subways, hospitals, at work, your favourite convention etc... ;)
A non-real face can be human or non human - No rules as long as you make it a 'pretend' Palfie.
Upload to Instagram and Twitter etc and share your adventures!
"Check this Pretend Palfie of me and Justin Bieber (Poster) Oh! it was amazing meeting him!"
"Pretend Palfie with freaky shop display!"
"Me and a lions face in a #pretendpalfie from the back on this guy's t-shirt!"
"Pretend Palfie with freaky shop display!"
"Me and a lions face in a #pretendpalfie from the back on this guy's t-shirt!"
by SocialJam May 27, 2014
Get the Pretend Palfie mug.A meme originating from /com/ that depicts two males, one feminine, one regular. While the feminine one comes onto the boy,saying he can dress up as a favorite character and have sex with him, he will either reject it- bad ending- or accept it- good ending. There isn't much of these comics and they are hard to find. But can be found at the the Encyclopedia Dramatica page of it.
Bad ending:Guy 1: Man I sure love haruhi
Guy 2: Ya know I could dress up like her for you...
Guy1:.....Gtfo
Good ending:Guy 1: Haruhi is the best
Guy2: Yeah, my hair kind of looks like hers, eh?
:Buttsecks:
Even if your balls don't touch, a game of pretend will make you gay.
Guy 2: Ya know I could dress up like her for you...
Guy1:.....Gtfo
Good ending:Guy 1: Haruhi is the best
Guy2: Yeah, my hair kind of looks like hers, eh?
:Buttsecks:
Even if your balls don't touch, a game of pretend will make you gay.
by EDS9000 April 28, 2010
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Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."
by testicles...that is all October 10, 2009
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by Codedabbler November 17, 2014
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The way you handle your relationship with your friends is a great compliment ,
You are not able to express your feelings for everyone, but by staying with you, people can feel it how much you love them.
Like your name, you make the meaningless life of people worthwhile.
The way you handle your relationship with your friends is a great compliment ,
You are not able to express your feelings for everyone, but by staying with you, people can feel it how much you love them.
Like your name, you make the meaningless life of people worthwhile.
by Sriti_samiksha December 24, 2020
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