ponkers

The opposite of poggers.

Bernie: "I think I failed my biology midterm!"
Kevin: "That's ponkers my guy!"
Bernie: "It really do be ponkers..."

by MuchSexHaver69 July 3, 2021

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poker slang

The vast terminology used to describe the play, quality of players, technical aspects, probability, and psychology of the game of poker.

A poker slang word. Sandbag: Also "slow play", to play a very strong hand in a passive manner so as to induce your opponent or opponents into betting, with the intent of raising. The essence of the sandbag is the "check raise", to check, giving the appearance of weakness, thereby luring your opponent to bet, and then raise, or "go over the top".

"Dude, I sand bagged this donkey, when I spiked trip kings on the turn. I check raised him all in, and he got felted."

by The Crocodile99 March 10, 2014

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ponderize

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

by bk_urb November 26, 2015

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POO POKER

a homosexual that enjoys having arse sex.

I said Elton John you dirty old POO POKER, how's it going?

by kam75xx June 8, 2018

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Gay Poker

A 7 card stud game where all Queens are wild. Jacks and Kings with Moustaches dealt face down are also wild (moustaches in the hole). Straights don't count, so for example no straight flush hands, it would only be a flush.

David is definitely ripe to come out of the closet. He get very excited every time one of the guys deals a hand of Gay Poker. He takes off his shirt and talks about how much he loves playing stud games with wild queen and no straighs.

by Reiso February 2, 2017

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