Oyster

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I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.

by Alan October 19, 2003

Oyster

When you cum in your pants while they are still on making a sloppy stank cookie in ya trousers!!!!

O Shit Bon Qui Qui! I just came in my fuckin' pants cuz susie was grinding on my cane pole and i fucked the shit out of my zipper!Oyster!!!!

by Fuckin'Retards April 26, 2010

Oyster

Big thing that looks like a big booger

I have a oyster in my nose.

by Bob naget August 20, 2005

Oystered

An act of oystering, specifically used in a negative connotation.

I popped a benzo, went to the bar, pissed on my friends couch, and was completely oystered.

by ayeitzkp December 2, 2019

Oystered

To "get oystered" is when you get ultimately rekt from peeking a spot or getting one tapped in csgo. Normally occurs when you don't listen to your top fragger.

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"Don't peek it Kru$h! *Kru$h peeks it ~ get's one tapped* Haha scrub! Get oystered!"

"Peek it you won't! *Kru$h shoulder peeks it ~ awper lands the shot and kills him* Damn. He just got oystered. Oh well, at least he dropped an awp."

by ClepClep November 7, 2018

oyster

The part of the female genitalia that is comprised of the clit and the genital lips. When the lips have been parted, the lady's anatomy is quite like the appearance of an oyster.

Wow! Did you see the oyster on that chick in the movie? She had very large lips. And her oyster was very, very moist!

by The C MONSter August 22, 2007

oysters

a seafood. Studies have proven that oysters contain a rare acid that 'makes you horny' by stimulating sex hormones

oysters should be in your sex lifes' diet!

by wakalakalover45 May 13, 2005