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nursing home

A stinky shit hole, that has food that looks like nasty runny dog shit! The hole place is full of DISEASES!
Nursing Home: A place where old people like to shit their pants for you to clean up!
by Autumn and Tabatha October 23, 2007
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Nursing Home

A prison-like place where old people are sent to get ass-raped.
Mac: Lots of shady shit goes down in nursing homes Frank, okay? These places are like prisons.

Frank: Like people getting ass-raped?

Charlie: What? Oh my god, dude.

Mac: No, not like people getting ass-raped. People don't want to be here because they feel like-

Frank: Because they're getting ass-raped.
by Angel Wysterra November 5, 2019
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Nursing home fart

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.
Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.
by Jrubadub October 14, 2010
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Nursing Home Nazi

Child of a Nursing Home occupant that finds out their parent is not nursing home rehabilitation material anymore, but persistently tells the staff to keep his or her parent because he or she doesn't want to care for the parent, when the parent has nowhere to go.
Yvonne is a Nursing Home Nazi, she wants to leave her father in the Nursing Home even though he doesn't need it, just so she doesn't have to look after him.
by Nicki Nicotine December 4, 2010
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Nursing Home Combo Platter

Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.
Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
by Loscar ugol October 20, 2008
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nursing home moment

An event in your life that could result in a memory that would bring a smile to your face at some future date when your remember it.
Let the old geezer have his NHM (Nursing Home Moment), probably remember when he lost his virginity.
by AndyFM January 11, 2022
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Nursing Home Reject

A person who is old AND stupid. They can be found at any local gas station, buying obnoxious amounts of lottery scratch-off tickets and holding up the line.
That stupid nursing home reject was driving 15 miles under the speed limit.
by kcdesert August 4, 2008
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