NMF
Not My Food
NMF by Blaine M-G December 6, 2021
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someone nasty,rude,insensitive,likes to make off homoured gay jokes towards friends,infidelity jokes about corns wife,and and chrisET's mom.
nmf'ers-usually runs in clans or packs
nmf'ers-can be located in bushes by listening to their whinning
nmf'ers-share the females for mating
nmf'ers-are not builders
nmf'ers-many are fat and bald
nmf'ers-seasoned males are unisex
nmf'ers-some have ability to teleport(commonly known as "lichers)
nmf'ers-have many leaders in pack,none of which have a sense of direction
nmf'ers-few are astetically pleasing(ugly ones normally coined as the phrase..Knightmares)(many show up in childrens dreams)(a high percentage...wet dreams)
nmf'ers-bark alot
nmf'ers-loyal to their species,unselfish,caring,willing to go the extra,and highly undiscovered or studied.
nmf'ers-usually runs in clans or packs
nmf'ers-can be located in bushes by listening to their whinning
nmf'ers-share the females for mating
nmf'ers-are not builders
nmf'ers-many are fat and bald
nmf'ers-seasoned males are unisex
nmf'ers-some have ability to teleport(commonly known as "lichers)
nmf'ers-have many leaders in pack,none of which have a sense of direction
nmf'ers-few are astetically pleasing(ugly ones normally coined as the phrase..Knightmares)(many show up in childrens dreams)(a high percentage...wet dreams)
nmf'ers-bark alot
nmf'ers-loyal to their species,unselfish,caring,willing to go the extra,and highly undiscovered or studied.
nmf'er by brian juntunen January 11, 2008
NMFNMP
Acronym for "Not My Fault, Not My Problem" as coined by the great Klonnie, brilliant goddess in residence at The Klonopin Chronicles. "NMFNMP" is very versatile and can be used in a wide range of situations. For those very special occasions where the generic version just won't do, the more appropriate "NMFFNMFP" (Not My Fucking Fault, Not My Fucking Problem) is strongly encouraged as an effective alternative as well. Legions of Nut Jobs & other Klonnie fans routinely use the acronym, and it will no doubt catch on quickly with the acronym loving masses in this day and age.
When The Gamer spends hours on end glued to his console and then complains that his supper is cold, Klonnie responds "NMFNMP, you should have ate when it was ready".
While listening to her ex whine about how his life is in the shitter due to his consistently poor choices, Klonnie just smiles to herself and thinks ""NMFFNMFP, that's why I divorced you!!"
"NMFNMP, but relax. I got this. Namaste."
While listening to her ex whine about how his life is in the shitter due to his consistently poor choices, Klonnie just smiles to herself and thinks ""NMFFNMFP, that's why I divorced you!!"
"NMFNMP, but relax. I got this. Namaste."
NMFP
Earnest young Christians have WWJD as their acronyn du jour.
Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.
Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
Cynics have NMFP - Not My Fucking Problem.
Recite this calming mantra the next time someone tries to make your life unnecessarily difficult.
Lumbergh: Umm, this project is kind of, err, behind schedule. So if you could, umm, come in Saturday...that'd be greeeat.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.
Me: Do I get overtime loading?
Lumbergh: Err...no. Payroll's been on my ass lately.
Me: Sorry dude. NMFP. Find someone else.
NMFP by Korgmeister March 15, 2005
NMFF
NMFA
No More Fucking Around; when you reach the point in a law school semester where constant debauchery and boozing are no longer allowed and constant outlining and writing become necessary.
NMFA by sloreasaurus October 26, 2011
NMFP
A popular hashtag and acronym on social media such as instagram standing for "Not My Fucking Problem"