NMF

Nasty Mother Fucker. When you are dealing with a hot head who is a fucking animal who will rip your head off for no reason

That dude was a real NMF when he finally caught up with that scum bag for calling his lady.

by Johnnyd725 November 2, 2022

NMF

Nasty Mother Fucker

That Jimmy was a real "NMF" when he caught up with that knuckle head for calling his lady.

by Johnnyd725 November 2, 2022

nmf

not my fault.
also try: not my fault.

John: DUDE you suck at throwing touchdowns.
Kyle: nmf, the recievers suck.
John: Oh alright.

by this one really cpsoll ddude January 21, 2008

nmf

not my fault

mom: did u walk the dog?

kid: no

mom: well it peed all over

kid: nmf!!!!

by floobl11121 March 8, 2009

nmf

NMF is the abbreviation of the commonly used phrase "No More Flamingos!" Which associates with the word Flamingo. This is a sensual way for an individual to express the agony it has been through after the terrors of the friend-zone and removing the dreadful person from their lives. This is often also used with a hashtag to represent any eventful pictures that may portray the lack of need for the individual Flamingo .

Oliver: Yeah boys NMF the bird is gone!
Dylan: Oath in the moath lad

Brendan: NO MORE FLAMINGOS!!!
Mitchell: FUCK THAT HOE!! #nmf

by Kuchinator May 25, 2014

nmf

An instant messaging acronym to represent "Not my fault"

It's nmf that you can't pay for your own food.

by iDonnie July 7, 2013

Nmf

Nobody's Mother F*cker
Used by Stephen Thompson in order to get a rematch against Jorge Masvidal

It's going to be the BMF against NMF!

by Adamdedans December 20, 2020