needle 

Sticking your dong where it don't belong.

Did you hear about Jerry? He died because he tried to have sex with an electrical outlet.

needle by Dontavius December 12, 2004

needle 

1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis

Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.

needle by Mike December 29, 2003

Needle 

Another word for gay

He is such a Needle

Needle by Urban idiot June 4, 2019

Needle 

Noun
A small ass joint

"Becky said she was going to smoke up the whole party, she showed up with a needle."

Needle by AlainaDeena September 2, 2017

Needle 

To attempt to sleep with a friends ex, with knowledge, and fail.

Did you hear Mick needled Gaz’s ex?

Needle by Katm1 September 27, 2021

Needle 

The worst BFNDI character ever because she's a sensitive cunt

"i fucking despise Needle from Beefy Die"
"Based"

Needle by BFNDIcreator January 24, 2024

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016