Statute of LOL Mutations

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.

IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."

by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010

tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device

Pretty self explanatory isnt it?

the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good

by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006

mungathon

This is a week long festival of activities held at your local graveyard once a year. A mungathon is where competative munging can be witnessed. Throughout this week, the stiffest and most talented competators of mungers can show what they are made of. The most popular and televised event is during the use of the mung trampoline. This event shows how truly athletic and talented mungers can be. During this event, mungers are rewarded points with style, height, creativity and power. Mungers can perform backflips on the awaiting victim to accomplish maximum mung facials. One can try and get as much height as possible as well as power on the same muging jump. First place is a sweet and lucrative award. It is a year supply of mung that has been aged to enhance its flavor. (similar to wine, but mung is better) So check your local listings for an upcoming mungathon near you. Good luck, enjoy, and mung safely.

1. I bought my own trampoline over the summer to train for the upcoming mungathon. I need to work on my reverse 180 to take the first place prize to help feed my mung hungry family.

2. Anyone have any comments or answers to this email we recieved last week. Terry, OK. "Does anyone know if there is a special olympics mungathon. Please let me know if there is"

by John and Kyle May 23, 2006

muntation

when everything goes to shit

Bruh this party has been the biggest muntation

by KingMunt42069 February 24, 2020

mutation

the key to our evolution

by semph June 21, 2003

Mustachole

A guy who is growing a mustache but clearly has no business, as it's patchy, uneven, or just fucking ugly. Usually a hipster.

I hooked up with a mustachole last night. Filled with regrets.

by BoxJohnson September 15, 2012

Mustashing

(Verb.) An act of stashing food or crumbs in your mustache, whether it is conscious or not.

*Heinrich Himmler and Adolf Hitler is enjoying a fine meal*

-Adolf Hitler: This is good food, ja?
-Heinrich Himmler: Ja, you have some crumbs in your mustache.
-Adolf Hitler: I am mustashing it for later, sie verdammter Idiot!!!

*Ned and Todd Flanders enjoying a meal*

-Todd: Dad, you have something in your mustache.
-Ned: Oh, I'm diddily saving it for later, son! It's called mustashing.

by Mr_Wagner July 28, 2012