The boner you get when looking for torrents on The Pirate Bay, but are inundated with banner ads with local woman who want to hook up tonight.
I've been downloading from there for a while, but with the ads they have nowadays, it's hard to not get a PirateBayner.
A guy who is growing a mustache but clearly has no business, as it's patchy, uneven, or just fucking ugly. Usually a hipster.
I hooked up with a mustachole last night. Filled with regrets.