Mustathon 

A routine conversation with a parent when they suddenly switch to offering unsolicited advice full of musts, shoulds, mustn'ts and shouldn'ts.

Me: Nice weather!

Mum: You should do some work on the house. You must exercise.

Me: (thinks) Shit. This is turning into a mustathon!

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Dad: You should get a better job, get a nice girlfriend, learn how to drive.

Me: Oh no! I've been mustathoned!

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Me: Was out with the dogs earlier when I bumped into mum. We talked about the dogs a bit then she hit me with a mustathon.

Mustathon by The WeirdnessSymposium May 2, 2009

Mutatonomine 

V - An ancient Japanese sex move that was first attempted by the two mighty dragons Opai, and Hentai.

This aged move begins with a female lying down in a star-position. The two men (who must have a penis sized 13 inches or larger) then shove their penises into the woman's nipple. The woman then tilts her legs backwards over her shoulders. The third man then takes a funnel and inserts it into the woman's clitoris. Rubbing on the erogenous zone, while the same man then ejaculates into the funnel. This process wil continue for two hours, and every ten minute, each man rotates positions.

This move concludes with the woman's pubic area resulting with a reddish colour, and bumpy texture, and leaves the nipple opened and sore.

WARNING: Do not attempt the Mutatonomine unless you are a trained professional. Doing so will be at your own risk. If you are to attempt it, it may result in the death of two or more people.

Dude 1: "Yo man, I'm going to try the mutatonomine on my girlfriend later this week."

Dude 2: "Careful, I hear that shit is hardcore."

Mutatonomine by Gluppet December 11, 2010

muttations 

Word used in The Hunger Games written by Suzanne Collins. A Capitol made animal that is supernatural. Sort of like a mutations, but pronounced with the "mutt" sound.

Katniss: The wolf muttations in the arena gnawed Cato to a bloody death.

muttations by erabelleodair July 31, 2012

Alphabetical Mutation

A typo, but no ordinary typo.

This typo is something special, a word that will pop up and change your life forever, you may even bring it into your everyday speech. Although if you have any sanity or common sense you probably won't.

Often a word that comes with retarded spelling, but still vaguely understandable with its true meaning. A simple slip of the finger on your keyboard is all it takes, and there you have it... An Alphabetical Mutation.

"I wore my undies twice in a week hahaha"

"you're fairly crazy"

"way to go to crush my hopes and dreams"

"how did i do that? unless your hopes and dreams involved ubdies.."

"ubdies? don't you mean undies"

"ahh yes, that was an Alphabetical Mutation"

Alphabetical Mutation by ErikF September 6, 2012

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

Mutation theory by Serbjon October 22, 2020

mustachosity 

Having, or holding great volume in; said mustache.

The kind, smiling older man must have spent hours grooming to support his popularity with the ladies. Which is of course clearly displayed by the mustachosity his show entails.

mustachosity by fishyfeds November 24, 2011

Mutation theory

Mutation theory states that all albanians are genetically born male and if there’s a female albanian she’s a genetic mutation

Man I met a female alb today... she broke mutation theory

Mutation theory by Serbjon October 22, 2020