mustromium

A type of gas only found in the Indies. Also found as a solid in Samsung computers and iPhones.

I was taking apart my old Samsung phone and I found some strips of mustromium.

by Graybe Redmond September 29, 2017

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buttplug maestro

the master of the buttplug

Mother walks in on gay son using buttplug she gave him for Christmas, "wow you've fairly mastered that buttplug son!" to which the son replies "I know, I am the true buttplug maestro."

by TheKettleMan May 14, 2013

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Adj: The act of pretending to conduct an orchestra while classical music plays, often in a grandiose and unrealistic fashion. An iconic mimed gesture similar to the Sad Violin, Call Me, He's Drunk, et al gestures. maestrobation, maestrobator

As Stravinsky's Firebird Suite neared it's stirring climax, Jim raised his arms and began to maestrobate.

by ExecuMutant August 30, 2006

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maestro

The word to cue the DJ to start the music. Then you throw down with your rhymes, moves etc.

You all ain't seen nothin' yet. MAESTRO! (boogies)

by DKLONE August 17, 2007

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maestro'd

maestro'd : verb : pronunciation (my - str-ode)

meaning: to tap the penis repeatedly against the chin, lips, cheek or head to obtain attention of the person performing fellatio.

"She kept looking away toward the television, so I maestro'd her 5 times on the forehead"

by I am FxCaliber February 11, 2014

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