DKLONE's definitions

turt

A chat message (IRC, AIM, Google Talk, etc) typo for 'truth' or 'true'.

Person 1: the guy is clearly incompetent
Person 2: turt

by DKLONE July 30, 2007

dray

An alternate spelling of "dry"

The air is dray out today, don't get dehydrated.

by DKLONE June 28, 2007

drey

An alternate spelling of "dry", also dray

Don't touch the railing, the paint's not drey yet.

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

defKlone

The Definitive Klone. Not like the others

Tha defKlone (dk1) is real.

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

yip yay

Dry, sarcastic expression of faux excitement

Yeoman: We've uncorked the rostrums, Cap'n!
Captain: Yip yay.

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

buck heirs

An ancient pirate whose name means, literally, Bucket of Hairs. It has become a general expression that can pretty much mean anything.

Also known as:
Bucka yars
Buck yeirs
Buckeirs
Buckarrs
Buckayeirs
Buck airs
Buck eYeirz

Boss: Ok people you did awesome this week, go ahead and take the rest of the day off.
Guy: Buck heirs, buck be buck airs.
Girl: Well my name is Buck Yaris and I'm here to say,
I like to Buck Eirz in a Major Way.
Boss: ....buckarrrrrrs. (rolling 'r')

by DKLONE July 31, 2007

airboat spooktacular

A halloween extravaganza which takes place in a swamp. Visitors touring the "haunted" swamp are driven on an airboat to each spooky section. Sometimes remotely-controlled or automatically controlled monsters will jump out from the side and scare you.

Hey kids there's supposed to be a good airboat spooktacular this year, let's check it out!

by DKLONE July 31, 2007