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The most romantic meal Louis Tomlinson cooked for his vegetarian girlfriend.
"It's date night, what do you want to eat?"
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash."
by That Writer Girl November 4, 2020
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mozzacummaphobia

A phobia where one is afraid that the cheese inside their mozzarella stick is actually ejaculate.
"I took a big bite of that mozzarella stick, but my mozzacummaphobia kicked in and I couldn't swallow it."
by Maxine Lately January 11, 2010
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Fuck Mozzarella

Fuck Mozzarella is an expression used to tell problems to fuck themselves
by Lcs23 March 19, 2021
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mozzed

A jinx or curse, not usually causing serious malady but bringing persistent bad luck.

An Australian colloquialism, possibly from Melbourne.
1. looks like I've been mozzed
2. they put the mozz on him just as he was about to win the the tournament.
by StephenZ April 22, 2004
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Mozzarella Stick

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.
Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015
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mozzap

An electric mosquito killing device, common in China. They look like a tennis racket with a metal mesh, and electrocute mosquitos when you press a button and hit them with it.
There was a mozzie biting me last night, so I got my mozzap out and zapped that mo-fo! Yeeeeaaahhhh!
by neorococco January 16, 2011
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Dirty Mozzarella Stick

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.
Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.
by Katie Zimmerman April 25, 2009
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