Mower 

A aged gentleman who offers to mow ladies unkept lawns and offers a free extra trim of bush.

“Oh that lovely Man P. Andy and his mower sorted my front garden and he tidied my back bush”.

Mower by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022

mower meat 

Any type of small animal that can be easily killed by a lawn mower.

Pomeranians, chihuahuas, raccoons, skunks and opossums can easily be eaten by a lawn mower. This is like what happened in "Drowning Mona" when Peaches the dog is killed by a lawn mower. All above are considered mower meat.

mower meat by supmypeeps! October 16, 2008

mower meat 

n. an unskilled, underpaid, overworked landscaping business day laborer

Sho, Brunie be nuthin' buh dam mower meat, buh leece he be ow-sy, bro.

mower meat by galcoolest March 1, 2005

Mower Dick'd 

The act of being rammed in the crotch unexpectedly by the lawn mower handle due to the sudden, unexpected stopping of the mower because its wheels become stuck and you continue walking forward.

Stu: "Hey man, why's Tim walking all crooked?"

Daniel: "He got mower dick'd three times while mowing his lawn last weekend."

Stu: "Ouch! Let's chip in and buy him a riding mower."

Mower Dick'd by Carrawaylegal April 16, 2014

Mower cream 

The delicious result of the Mexican lawnmower

Damn joe next time save me some of Ashley's mower cream

Mower cream by Dusty croptop February 23, 2020

mower man 

A middle to late aged pervy old man who loiters around old ladies offering to mow another man’s lawn.

Oi my wife has had her front garden attended to by that Pervy old mower man.

mower man by Geoff Paddle May 31, 2022

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009