molasses junction

The painful situation that happens after a poor wiping of your ass; the dried feces then becomes thicker and it hurts when you try and wipe it.

Man, I was in a hurry after using the bathroom... now I'm stuck in Molasses Junction.

by DontLookBackInAnger July 17, 2009

morasshole

the person responsible for creating a morass

Does anyone know what morasshole inspired this mess?

by Coop's Dad June 27, 2007

Ass mocassin

When you put your foot up somebodys ass and wear them like a slipper.

I'm so mad, I should make him into an ass mocassin.

by morrigan aria November 19, 2007

Modass

It’s a way of saying mother’s ass in the Caribbean mostly in a small island Dominica.

It’s an insult not a compliment hahaha

Debby In your Modass

by #Kking October 20, 2018

molasses

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

Molasses daddy

A sugar daddy of the Southern persuasion. The classiest sweetener for the classiest sugar daddy.

Louisiana lady: Oh Beauregard where are you?!? Where is my suave molasses daddy to come and pluck my rose from my family garden?
Molasses daddy: Oh I've been here all my life. The question is, are you ready to feel my suavige?

by Banana Hammie October 29, 2019

caveman molars

To have teeth that look and smell like they should be in a caveman's mouth.

Did you see Danny's teeth, that fools got caveman molars!

by Charles La Ferrera February 4, 2007