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michalina 

unique name for unique girl. the most beautiful woman in the whole world. i once knew a michalina when i was younger, but i lost her. it is so rare to find someone like her, so when you do, never let her go. michalina's are witty and can always make you laugh more than anyone else. she isn't just beautiful but drop dead gorgeous. michalinas don't take themselves too seriously and are so fun, no matter what you're doing. she cares about you more than you ever thought someone possibly could. she is always so sweet and cute and one of the most carying people on the earth. michalina helps other people before herself. her smile is so perfect and makes you light up just seeing it. she is carefree, selfless and takes risks too. it is likely that michalina's are dancers or performers are they are theatrical and are incredible to watch. michalina's can be judgemental but in a good way and are always right. they are perfect mix of graceful and clumsy that can't be explained unless you know a michalina. they most likely have a few close friends who love them more than words can explain that they trust with the world. they pick up on signals quickly and can read you like a book. you can laugh with them and talk to them as they understand you more than anyone else does. they are so rare and are perfect in every way. if you are lucky enough to know a michalina, chances are that you only know one so be careful everybody wants a michalina in their life.
I think I'm in love with Michalina. I mean, she's just perfect.
michalina by passengerx March 20, 2019
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a beautiful girl with caramel eyes and golden dirty-blonde hair. if you get on her good side she's super sweet, but if you get on her bad side she's your worst nightmare. she's great at the arts and stronger than she looks. she's popular and everyone loves her. even tho her happy side is really cheerful and happy, her angry side can be dangerous. not the one to mess with but otherwise she's a great friend and will never let you down and will do everything she can to help you in times of need.
person 1: who's that, she's so hot
person 2: that's michela!
michela by mika03 September 11, 2019
The most beautiful girl in the world.
She is so lovely and smart,she is the best girl in the world.
Don’t break her heart,she doesen’t deserve it <3
Michela
Michela by harryxswife June 12, 2021

Michalina 

This is the name of the most amazing person in the world and they should know it. A person with this name is so amazing and beautiful that its indescribable
Michalina you are so amazing
Michalina by scorched_oli March 10, 2021
A beautiful italian brunnette who gets all the guys. Usually dark exotic eyes that instantly stand out to you right away. Smart in school and very fashinable. Shes neat and needs everything to be perfect. Sometimes can be a huge bitch but sometimes can be your bestfriend. Not embarrassed to do anything and can make you laugh anyday. Proud of heritage and loves expensive name brands.
"Michela is beautiful !"
"i love her eyes"
"i love her clothes"
"Michelas my best friend"
Michela by rissy12345 October 4, 2009

five star Michelin 

Iconic quote by Felix Lee Yongbok but little did he know michelin stars only go up to three. of course God’s Menu is a bop though now go watch it and stream it on youtube and stan Straykids or Bang Chan will jab jab stray kids jab you in the nose with his ✨laptop✨
Cookin' like a chef I'm a five star Michelin
"Mi"e jeongjeomeul jjikgo nune boyeo illusion

Michelin Grip 

The stroking of another man's penis usually in a very strong grip making the man's schlong turn blue and feeling its pulse
Man 1: Bro why are you in the hospital?
Man 2: That bitch did the Michelin Grip on me man
Michelin Grip by Urophobia May 17, 2023