Minions: The Rise of Gru

One of the best animated feature films ever made. If you don't wear a suit to this movie, you are an uncultured swine.

One ticket to Minions: The Rise of Gru please.

by mr fish 124 July 7, 2022

Oprah's minions

The vacuous drones who worship at the altar of Oprah Winfrey. Mainly made up of middle-age feminists and women with penises.

I tried to have a rational debate with a co-worker today. Turned out she was one of Oprah's minions. Ugh.

by Lovekraft December 31, 2008

minion kink

A kink that involves the minions from the Despicable Me franchise. People with this kink often imagine squeezing the little yellow pilled characters between their toes. It's a real thing that many people are into.

Ari: Oh dude did you see that minion? He looking really fine in those tight ass overalls.
Maive: What the fuck are you talking about, is this some sort of kink?
Ari: Oh yeah dude, it's a minion kink.

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"Oh yeah, totally has a minion kink, look at the yellow shit between his toes."

by Esquigi March 15, 2022

Minion Moment

A minion moment is a moment in time where someone does a rather devious act like the minions from Despicable Me. Said devious act could be as simple as farting or as catastrophic as a suicide bombing, it’s all down to preference of person doing said minion moment.

James: *sharts
Toby: That was a certified Minion Moment
James: *consumes shart

by Bruhaps May 23, 2022

republican party minions

These are the the people who make the republican attack machine work. They work to promote and/or defend the agenda of the G.O.P. and to protest and/or defeat the agenda of democrats. These minions work through any available public forum--such as: letters-to-the editor in local newpapers, raising controversy and/or protests at town hall meetings, and on-line chat rooms. These republitards even submit definitions on Urban Dictionary to make racist remarks and spread out-right lies about President Barack Obama!

The republican party uses lies, deception and bullshit spreaders like Rush Limbaugh and faux news (a.k.a. fox news) in attemptes to keep Obama from fixing the Bush Economy or fixing our fucked up healthcare system!

By using the minions, the republicons try to create the illusion of a grass roots movement that opposes healthcare reform. However, an August 2009 CNN poll shows that 57% of the people know that the Republican attack machine is responsible for most of the backlash on healthcare reform, not REAL Americans!

The republican party minions keep spreading lies, rumors and obscene bullshit about Obama and healthcare reform.
To see the work of these minions, check out some of the sick Obama defs on Urban Dictionary! These sick republican bastards are trying to keep Obama from fixing the heinous mess George W Bush left behind!

by Charles_U_Farley August 12, 2009

minion memes

the cringe people post on Facebook. they're not even real memes.

I saw some minion memes. I wanna die now

by laith2010YEET May 2, 2021

tim the minion

Slang for boner

Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?

by [e-mail] November 23, 2019