Messi

Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccittini is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward and captains both Spanish club Barcelona and the Argentina national team. He has won many individual and team awards.
Messi is the Greatest Of All Time
Messi scores a amazing hat-trick
by joanty November 27, 2018
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Messi

Phenomenal; Amazing; humble/Kante ; pure talent; greatest footballer in the history. (Ronaldo is good too)
: You’re Messi (Amazing)

: Omg you’re so Messi ( humble)

: Wow you’re Messi ( phenomenal)

: You have Messi (pure talent)

: I’m Messi (the greatest footballer in the history)
by JuiceAtin January 01, 2019
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messy

1. out of control
2. (1)a person who is creating drama,
(2)has a big mouth, or (3)never minding their own business about the situation
3. amusing
1. "My room is so messy!! Things are just scattered everywhere!!"
2. (1)"That girl is fuckin' messy!! She can't stay outta trouble!!" (2)"I told my friend what happened, and she is too damn messy that she went and opened her big mouth, so that's why I'm in some drama." (3)"This ain't got nothin' to do with them with their messy asses!!
3. "That man is a mess!! *lol*"
by SieSieBby. February 25, 2009
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messy

person who is alway starting shit, act of creating drama or problems
first girl...hey did u hear that angie was cheating on her boyfriend
second girl... girl u need to quit being so messy
by Leval November 09, 2007
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Messi

one day God decided to make the greatest football player ever, so he grabbed a bowl and mixed the best ingredients he had. unfortunately he left it too long on the oven and got ruined so He named it cristiano ronaldo and sent it to earth. He then tried again and truly made the best player ever and named him messi. He now plays for barcelona...
wow messi is so amazing
yea i know but messi and amazing are synonyms so rephrase yourself buddy!!
by liomessi December 22, 2009
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Messi has scored 13 goals in El Classico. And who's been in net, Casillas
by never. ever. again. August 18, 2011
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Messi

one of the best soccer players the world has ever seen. he is a genius on the pitch. he knows the game like walking, sees three plats ahead. everyone says, "ronaldo's stats are better." theyre wrong, if messi and ronaldo were the same age, messi would be running circles around him.
dude messi just broke ronaldo's ankles
by soccertomboy March 06, 2015
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