Matting 

(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.

When the barista messed up his coffee for the third time, Kyle went full Matting mode.

Matting by Vendordefender August 27, 2025

Matting it all up 

Taking a generally comfortable situation and making it to where everyone involved feels as though they need a shower.

Dude, quit hitting on my grandma. It's my birthday party, damn it. You're Matting it all up.

Matting it all up by Trishie October 8, 2005

Stale Matting

a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women

Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but

Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging

Stale Matting by Boukster September 25, 2015

Splash Matting 

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

Splash Matting by HungBoi May 18, 2021

mating press 

A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.

A similar position is the Pile Driver.

“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”

“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”

mating press by El Fuckface October 2, 2018

San Quentin mating call 

A fart among a bunch of horny incarcerated men.

In a jail holding cell:

Man, I gotta cut one.

Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.

San Quentin mating call by TJ3 February 3, 2010

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.

Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

math is not mathing by harleyinhawaii June 26, 2021