(V) The act of reacting with visible frustration, agitation, or even outright fury when confronted with another's incompetence, often blowing minor mistakes out of proportion. Prone to emotional outbursts - sometimes theatrical, sometimes sharp - when others fail to meet their standards of competence or efficacy.
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by Trishie October 8, 2005
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a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Stale Matting - a male who likes to receive anal penetration by other males but only issues his own penis to penetrate women
Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but
Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
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Kyle enjoys getting a nice pounding from Aaron up the ass, but
Kyle only sticks his dick in a nice vagina
straight male anal sex bromance comradery pegging
by Boukster September 25, 2015
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Y: what, splash matting, yeah!
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by HungBoi May 18, 2021
Get the Splash Matting mug.A sex position commonly seen in hentai and Rule 34 and sometimes porn. It is normally just the Missionary position (albeit exaggerated) from the view of the couple’s rear, with the added touch of the penetrator’s legs more up on the receiver’s legs for “deeper” penetration. It looks as though the penetrator is squating while in the position.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
A similar position is the Pile Driver.
This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
A similar position is the Pile Driver.
“Man, that view of the mating press really turned me on!”
“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
“I did a mating press with my wife and she got pregnant the next day!”
by El Fuckface October 2, 2018
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Man, I gotta cut one.
Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
Man, I gotta cut one.
Dude, keep a tight sphincter. You don't want to be letting out no San Quentin mating call here.
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