masturboredom

When what you're jerking off to isn't very arousing.

This porn is masturboring.
I hit some serious masturboredom yesterday browsing.

by Plastic Platypus December 20, 2009

equitorial masturbonce

A word that when you google it, Urban Dictionary comes up as the first result and it looks like it's an actual defined word but when you click on the link, it brings you to a page where you have to define it.

Bob: Hey Jerry, wanna know what equitorial masturbonce means?
Jerry: Shut the fuck up.

by Stoobinator December 6, 2015

masturbible

Substitute pornography used by religious people, for instance the section of the Sunday newspaper advertising section that contains ads for bras and panties, or the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

"Somebody left their masturbible in the bathroom..."

by Gatorpress December 10, 2007

Masturbored

Being so incredibly bored, that you decide to masturbate just to do something with your life.

Kevin: Man, there's nothing to do! I guess I'm just gonna masturbored for a while.

by Alien_Dude65 July 17, 2011

Masturbolt

The act in which a Greek (male) masturbates in the glorious name of Zeus. This usually involves very violent masturbation during a thunderstorm, and results in jizzing electric sparks. Electric tasers can sometimes be used for vibrational purposes.

"Hey Stelio, are you masturbolting? Why?"
"Because I'm Greek."
"Kill yourself."

by Spencer Ace December 13, 2014

masturboard

the act of masturbating on a keyboard and leaving the remnants dry.

I just totally masturboarded on that dudes keybaord.

by Zeinzu July 31, 2009

masturbollywood

Someone who just sits at home all day watching bollywood movies and jacking off.

Swyam: "Damn Nigga, Samarth is the biggest masturbollywood I know. "

Kevin: "Yea, he's so fucking lazy."

by D1ks4u October 23, 2015