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Masturbating

You are masturbating.
by Balls Obama May 10, 2023
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Masturbating

Masturbating is when you jack your dick off to some good porn you are watching on your electronics and then will eventually lead to a orgasm
As soon as I opened the door to my house from workI caught my son masturbating to some boy getting his cock sucked.
by 001002943 December 16, 2019
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Masturbating

"I love to jerk my cock" "you mean masturbating, right?" "Yep"
by Jdjehduehd September 18, 2019
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Masturbating

"Masturbating" (verb) "Mah-STer-Bay-ting"

It's a high-level baiting technique in which a person has the ability to force a person into believing in a false logistic. The outcome leads a person to realize they've been decieved. The person baiting then has the ability to overcome and/or take advantage over the person baited. The Masturbater is a "MASTER at BAITING".Can be used in real life applications. In the 1700s it was regarded as "Choking the Chicken", as people often choked the person baited. Due to modern slang, it is now regarded as "masturbating".
"Chad was seen masturbating with Kelly"
by ChadV2 November 15, 2018
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Masturbating

The worlds leading cause of blindness
Did you hear that masturbating makes you blind, its true
by Double D123 May 27, 2008
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Masturbating

Having sex with yourself

when a male/female don't have a partner, so instead they touch their funny parts to replicate the feeling of sex
Person: i will touch my pp!
*violently "strengthens" pp*

Person: masturbating is so cool!
by the only cum man May 12, 2021
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masturbate

Act people commit when browsing Urban Dictionary
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